On this page:


B&E Breaking into Houses


Related: (click link)


(How to) Rob a Bank and Get away (for Dummies)

Snitches Pictures and locations

Don't want your information monitored online? Whatever you do, don't Google. Google Alternatives: DuckDuckGo / StartPage

smoke weed

Breaking Into Houses       
By the Jolly Roger

Okay You Need:

1.  Tear Gas or Mace

2.  A BB/Pellet Gun

3.  An Ice Pick

4.  Thick Gloves

What You Do Is:

1.  Call the ###-#### of the house, or ring doorbell,  To find out if they're home.

2.  If they're not home then...

3.  Jump over the fence or walk through gate (whatever).

4.  If you see a dog give him the mace or tear gas.

5.  Put the gloves on!!!!!!!

6.  Shoot the BB gun slightly above the window locks.

7.  Push the icepick through the hole (made by the BB gun).

8.  Enter window.

9.  FIRST...Find the LIVING ROOM. (electronics, credit cards, car keys, and personal information)

10.  Then go straight to the master bedroom. I look for cash, jewelry, or anything that might be valuable. Get a pillow case.  Put the goodies in the pillow case.

11.  Check the bathroom medicine cabinets for any narcotic prescriptions. Pills are easy money.


12. Get out <-* FAST! -*> (8 to 17 minutes)
Notes:  You should have certain targets worked out (like computers, jewelry, ect.,). Also <-* NEVER *-> steal from your own neighborhood.Don't shit in your own backyard.