Escort Dos and Don'ts
By Christopher R Rice
1.) Do NOT do drugs. Drugs will only eat into your profits, leave you with nothing to show for your hard work and leave you broke at the end of the day, week, month, year.
2.) If you do this work to support a drug habit, do NOT let your clients know that you do drugs. When a client calls and says they are on their way, tidy up, put away all drug paraphernalia, spray with some Febreeze or Lysol. If your client turns out to be a vice cop it is better to get a ticket for solicitation, then get busted for drugs too. Read more: I Love Drugs
Some clients will want a girl to 'party' with, DO get paid first or you're just a strawberry.
3.) Do NOT answer blocked or restricted calls.
4.) DO ask your clients for employment verification.
5.) Do NOT ask your clients if they are affiliated with LE. Police can and do lie.
6.) DO ask for your donation before services are rendered.
7.) If you get caught up, Do NOT rat off your friends, associates or business partners. Regardless what the police promise or tell you, they will not and can not make any deals. Solicitation or prostitution is a cite and release. Sometimes they may want to take you to the station for finger printing and booking but you will be released within hours. There is no need for bail. And there is no benefit to cooperating with the police. NONE.
If you are cited and released they will give you a ticket with a court date on it. You have two options, if you go to court and fight it you can beat the charges. DAs rely on your fear hoping that you won't show up. The other option you have is to just throw away the ticket, but it will turn into a 'bench warrant'.
While you are in the holding cell waiting to be released DO network with other inmates for a possible 'Class Action Lawsuit' against your local PD. This is NOT a time for cat fighting, this is a time for solidarity.
8.) DO get your clients to relax and confide in you by not being a time watcher. Appear genuinely interested in your clients conversations by repeating back the last couple of words of their last sentence. This will turn your clients into regulars and sugar daddies. And you won't have to worry about LE once you have enough repeat customers.
9.) DO offer extra services to upsell your clients and put a little extra cash in your pocket. Offer fetish's, specials, videos or pictures with the client, calendars, over night and weekend getaways.
10.) DO verify their donation. That it is the right amount and that the bills are real.
11.) DO put your donation in a safe place, that only you can access.
12.) If you are working with someone else, DO give them all of your donations after each client leaves. It is rare that a girl gets robbed in this business but it is always better to be safe than sorry.
13.) DO pay your rent, your phone bill and the next days ad before you take out any profit for you and your co workers.
14.) DO advertise heavily. How else will clients find you? Go to Alternatives to BP and post on every site that you can.
15.) DO include as many and the raciest photos that you can in every ad. Go big or go home. But DO keep it classy, always.
16.) DO not reject clients based on race, cuteness or ugliness, all money is green.
17.) DO negotiate price. It's better to give a twenty dollar price break then to lose a hundred dollar date.
18.) Do NOT talk sex and prices over the phone. The 'donation' is for your time only, which is legal.
19.) DO apologize and hang up on a new client that talks any sex stuff over the phone.
20.) DO have your clients get completely naked before you talk about 'services'. A cop will want you to name a sex act and a price, a client will be out of his clothes before you can blink.
21.) Do NOT use someone else's pictures in your ads and claim that it is you.
22.) DO offer fetishes in your ads to attract more clients.
23.) DO use protection with every client or charge a premium. It's always better to be safe than to be sorry.
24.) Do NOT reply to wanna be pimps that text you. It is a waste of everyone's time.
25.) Do NOT reply to offers of free photo shoots / tattoos for exchange of services. No one is ever happy.
26.) DO have your first client of the day rent the hotel room in his name and leave you the key.
27.) Do NOT rent a motel or room in someone's name who is on parole or probation or has priors.
28.) DO keep an encrypted or coded client list to text specials and or pictures to. DO ask first in case client is married or attached.
30.) Do NOT talk to the police. Do NOT admit to any crime. What you don't say can not be used against you. HINT: The cops pry have no evidence against you. Stick to your story. Without proof or a confession they have no case.
31.) DO get dressed up for your clients in your sexiest outfits, lingerie, underwear. They already have a wife at home in a pair of sweats and a t-shirt. UGH.
32.) If you are going to rob, scam or hustle your clients, Do NOT have anything in your name, like the room, the credit card used to place the ad or the phone number you used in the ad. Do NOT rip off, steal from or cheat your clients, it gives everyone a bad name and you make more money in this business from repeat offenders than from a quick stick-up.
33.) DO move around. The best part of this profession is getting to travel. Work a circuit. When the heat turns up make ghost.
34.) DO keep yourself presentable, your nails and hair done, make-up. DO remain professional. DO be on time. DO answer your phone. DO return missed calls. DO keep your appointments. If you can not be on time or keep a date DO call your client and apologize. Then reschedule, lame excuses are NOT required. This IS a business, your business, act like it.
35.) We are all responsible for our own safety. Your first dates are the scariest. Then you get complacent and greedy which leads to arrest. DO stay alert, sober and in control when you are with a client. If something or someone does not feel or sound right to you, end the date immediately and apologize. Better to be safe then to be sorry. Stay safe.
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EDITORS NOTE: To all police (LE) priest (churches) and hypocrites (snitches): This is my mind and my body, not yours. I will get high and fornicate as much as I want. You should just go back to stuffing your stupid faces with doughnuts and leave the rest of us alone. Why don't you get a real job and stop sucking on the public tit? Try working for a living like the rest of us, you lazy worthless bastards!
Because of the profession you are in, you will catch a lot of negativity. Mostly from people who claim to care about you but won't lift a finger to help you. They just have a lot of bad advice. So beware of your friends that aren't in the biz. Beware of pseudo Christians and fake family members, they don't pay your bills and so they have no right to tell you a damn thing. They should either help out or mind their own damn business. But we already know that won't happen. The only reason that you do this work is to put food on your kids plate, so know this: I'm proud of you. If these people really cared they would stop electing assholes that allow all of our jobs to be shipped overseas. Lets face it, most data entry or secretarial work was shipped to India, leaving uneducated women with no place to work accept Wal-Mart. And if you accept a minimum wage job you will need to apply for food stamps to be able to afford food. So, enjoy your work and be happy that your bills are paid and you don't have a disconnect notice in your mailbox. -theHappyHooker
Because the truth is ladies, those same guys that said to you, "how can you do that?", if I told those same guys, that there's a corner where girls pay $20. to eat their pussies, guess what? Those same guys would be on that corner eating pussy for money seven days a week, they wouldn't even want to take a day off, no sick days, no holidays. I guarantee it. But since they can't do it and get paid, they are jealous of you. And they want to put you down to cover up their own inadequacies. Don't even waste your spit on haters, you're above all that. Never sink down to their level, they are not better than you and you know this. And now that you know that I am proud of you and what you do, I want you to do something for me and be proud of yourself. Hold your head up high and remember cops are corrupt.
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