Can you pass the written police officer exam?
By Christopher R Rice

Do you have what it takes to protect and serve? Most police academies have a written entrance exam that tests verbal, mathematical, and reasoning abilities. As there is no national or standardized police exam, this quiz consists of a compilation of sample police test questions. The questions come from various police departments across the country, from county sheriff departments to the US Capitol police department. Therefore, this quiz does not represent an actual police test. Rather, it gives a sense of the kinds of questions that may be asked on an actual police exam.

Q. A car was stolen downtown. Four eyewitnesses wrote down the license plate number, but each wrote down a different number. Which answer is most likely correct?

1. PLU 015
2. RJW 005
3. RJU 015
4. RJW 015
5. the black guy did it.

A. 'RJW 015' contains the most repeating elements. 'RJW' was noted twice and '015' was noted three times. Or if you answered the black guy did it, that answer is also correct.

(Napster COO
Milton Olin Jr)

Q. Your driving and eating donuts in your patrol car while you phish for porn on your cell phone, you make a right turn, and happen to
run over a bicyclist. You're response should be...

1. make sure the cyclist is dead and can not testify against you or
2. blame the victim and claim it was self defense
3. claim you were doing police business on your cell phone and get someone to clean the mess off of your squad car, then forgetaboutit.

A. If your answer is any of the above, give yourself five points, you're right.

Q. While on patrol you hear gun shots but you do not see a gunman. You should...

1. head in the opposite direction of the shots fired and not respond to dispatch or
2. go on lunch or
3. realize you're just a glorified scarecrow with a gun and leave the thinking to the detectives.

A. If your answer is any of the above, give yourself five points, you're right.

Q. A call comes in, there's been a
home robbery while you were out eating donuts and the victim wants to make a report, you should...

1. show up at the victims house and promptly shoot their pet dog or
2. go to the victims house and if they are black, arrest them and try to pin the robbery on them or
3. go to the victims house and ask them nonsensical questions, mess up their home even further and claim to be looking for clues until victim becomes irritated by your presence. Then tell them there's been a rash of burglaries in their area and that they should really think about getting a guard dog. 

A. If your answer is any of the above, give yourself five points, you're right.

Keith Vidal)

Q. A call comes in about a
suicidal teenager, when you arrive the teen is wielding a knife and the parents are frantic, you should...

1. escalate the current situation by drawing your firearm or
2. subdue and handcuff the teen, then draw your firearm and shoot the teen or
3. draw your firearm, shoot randomly and claim self defense

A. If your answer is any of the above, give yourself five points, you're right.

Michael Brown)

Q. When confronted by an unarmed civilian raising their hands and saying "
don't shoot, I'm unarmed", you should...

1. Pull your firearm and unload your weapon in the direction of the civilian or
2. shoot the civilian repeatedly and destroy any video cellphone evidence
3. attempt to subdue the civilian by using the choke hold method until he stops breathing and becomes compliant or
4. shoot the civilian and claim it was self defense

A. If your answer is any of the above, give yourself five points, you're right.

Tamir Rice)
Q. When responding to a call, you come upon a
pre teen holding what appears to be a BB gun or toy gun, you should...
Andy Lopez)

1. Shoot first and ask questions later or
2. shoot first and claim that you were being fired upon or
3. Kill the child and leave his cold dead body sitting in the road for hours and hours or
4. draw your weapon, fire randomly and claim self defense

A. If your answer is any of the above, give yourself five points, you're right.

Unfortunately this is no laughing matter. All of the above actually happened. And much worse, you can do yourself and your loved ones a big favor by never calling the police for anything. Police will only make matters worse...

Another example, from today's headlines:
Mom sues NYPD after ‘cop scare’ lesson for kids goes wrong 

Single mom Tyeesha Mobley got so fed up when her 9-year-old took $10 from her purse that she called in the only people she could think of to set him straight — the NYPD.

At first the cops played along, with one telling her son, Tyleke, “You can’t be stealing. You’ll wind up going in the police car.”

But it got ugly when one of the officers got tired of the parent act — and blamed Mobley for being a bad mom in a racist rant that ended in her arrest, she claims in a Bronx lawsuit she filed against the NYPD and the city’s Administration for Children’s Services.

Mobley, 29, spent a night in jail and lost custody of little Tyleke and his kid brother for four months before a judge threw out the case against her.    

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Fuck the Police Don't Just Say It, Do It! Here's How..

By Christopher R Rice

To understand the police, first you must know what the police are not. Your local police are not Adam-12 or CSI or Andy Taylor or Law and Order. Those television shows are mere propaganda (from a supposedly liberal media). There's a huge difference between fantasy (television/Hollywood) and reality.

This constant barrage of indoctrination has affected everyone's thinking. Some well intentioned people have joined the police force believing in the propaganda as we all have. And occasionally we hear about these police officers being fired or harassed by other police officers for stopping a beating or whatever.

Now, lets honestly look at what the police are. First and foremost they are scare crows. You know those sticks people dress up as farmers to scare the crows. How do we know that police are scarecrows? They paint police cars black and white so you can see them coming from a mile away. They are put into each community to scare the citizens into compliance. You know that they are just scarecrows because they make them wear uniforms. The cops that do the real thinking are called detectives and don't wear uniforms.

Besides being scarecrows your local police officer is also the modern day overseer. You know the guy that travelled around the plantation keeping everyone in line with the threat of a bull whip. Which makes every citizen a mere slave. The corporations own everything and you have two choices, (what they call 'free will') you can play by their rules or you can go live in the streets. Those are your only choices.

Now lets examine "to protect and serve" with an open mind. Our whole lives we've heard "to protect and serve". But have you ever wondered what that means?

To "protect" what?  And to "serve" who?  Police "protect" property. Police do not protect us from rapist, pedophiles, criminals, drug dealers, burglars or anyone else. Police write reports, after the fact and draw chalk lines around the victims.

The police cannot and do not protect anyone from crime.

Statistics confirm the obvious truth that the police in America cannot prevent violent crime. In 1997 for example, nationwide there were 18,209 murders, 497,950 robberies, and 96,122 rapes. None of those crimes were prevented or deterred by the police or the  criminal justice system.

Police do not protect our rights to free speech or our right to assemble as we witnessed at the
DNC and RNC protest. Or any other demonstration from Kent State to Ferguson. Cops are only there to protect property.

Police "protect" property, so they "serve" the property owners. Apartment dwellers are property-less. Like the homeless. So then, "to protect and serve " simply means... "to protect" property, from who? From us. And to "serve" us with an eviction notice, should 'we the people' ever fall behind (on our rent).

Too often, citizens in trouble dial 911 and then are
murdered by the police.

So there are very good reasons why the founding fathers warned us against allowing the state to have its own "standing army".

Now that you know why we say 'fuck the police', you need to know who you're real enemy is. You've heard that only cowards wear mask, right? But it takes a lot of balls to stand toe to toe with the po po. Politicians are the real cowards. Because they hide behind pigs. While the pigs hide behind shields, batons and helmets to go up against unarmed peaceful citizens. Who's only crime is trying to exercise their Constitutional rights to redress their grievances. But they send in the goon squad to intimidate you or to kill you as they did at Kent State, OH.

Police brutality and the use of excessive force, including police beatings, unjustified shootings and the use of dangerous restraint techniques to subdue suspects are as American as apple pie. Nothing is being done to monitor or check persistent abusers, or to ensure that police tactics in certain common situations minimize the risk of unnecessary force and injury.

Police are 
31 percent more likely to pull over a black driver than a white driver, according to federal statistics. Black drivers are also more likely to be pulled over for minor offenses like a broken tail light or failure to signal a turn. In some situations, they are not even given a reason at all for the stop.

I remember the fatal shooting of an unarmed West African immigrant,
Amadou Diallo, in New York City in February 1999. Four white officers from an elite crime squad looking for a rape suspect fired 41 shots at Diallo, striking him 19 times as he stood in the vestibule of his apartment building. The shooting highlighted not only the tactics of the crime squad itself (which had been the subject of repeated complaints) but wider concern about police unjustly targeting black people and other minorities as potential criminals.

Neither City councils or state legislatures seem willing to act, it has been left to the people to bring justice. How many will you let die at the hands of these pigs before you act like a man? Well, how many? Ten more? Fifty more? A hundred more? A thousand more? Well?

A kid is shot in the back and the cop gets off claiming self defense. We all know that he was trying to surrender because there's bullet holes in his arm pits. But we are suppose to believe that all of these cops were "in fear for their lives" from unarmed civilians. But they have mace, batons, 2 way radios, bullet proof vest, side arm, shot gun, stun gun, my god man, who do you really think was fearing for their life?

Let me explain to you squares from the perspective of a criminal, we don't fight the police. When we see the black and whites, we run. We don't give them any reason to become more violent than they already are by attacking them or acting aggressive. We all know the outcome of that. So whenever you hear a cop say he was 'in fear for his life', realize that he has to say that, because by law it is the only justification to murder someone. Every cop says it, and the DA, who works with the pigs everyday, knows that cops lie. Your justice is a scam and the FBI is only called in to sweep the crap under the rug 'cuz it's knee deep and the bodies keep piling up. When has the FBI ever been a friend to the black man?

And your government knows, that if they pretend to be investigating it that your too much of a pussy to stand up and do anything. And then everyone can say 'look even the FBI backs up the police officers story'. What suckers.

If you were serious about crime you'd demand that your politicians spend more on education then on prisons. You'd demand more of your tax dollars spent on prevention and rehabilitation rather than just BDSM and incarceration. 

If parents simply spent more time with their children and if more people were big brothers to those kids that didn't have dads around, we'd have a lot less crime. Instead you continue to elect these law and order assholes (Democrats and Republicans) that have turned the greatest country in the world into a zoo. Fuck da police.

They can afford enough bombs to kill every man, woman and child on the planet ten times over but they can't afford body cameras on beat cops? Why can they afford to go to Mars and to militarize the police but can't spend more on training officers on how to defuse violent situations instead of escalating them? Our government threw all of the mentally ill out on the streets with the help of the ACLU and cops are woefully under trained.

They turned the greatest country in the world into a zoo. Fuck da police.

Afghanistan supply's about 90% of the worlds opium. We arrived in 2001. In the following nine years opium production has
surged 700%. Recording all time record harvests beginning around 2010.

During the time opium production was being ramped up in Afghanistan, Mexico was retooling their ability to convert ever larger supply's of opium into increasingly potent heroin and developing new infrastructure to transport it.

During the decade or so all this was going on in Afghanistan and Mexico, scripts here in America for Oxycontin, Fentanyl, Hydrocodone and the like were wildly available to any person claiming chronic pain. Nothing was done to confirm the claims of pain, sorta like the stated income, liar loans that set up the housing collapse. Basically scripts were available to almost anyone for the asking.

That all ended one day in 2011.

Almost overnight The Oxycontin and Fentanyl was turned into useless plastic and millions of scripts across the country were
shut down with the exception of those few in truly chronic pain.

Simultaneously and amazingly as if by magic, that very day every city in America
suddenly had a fresh two ton supply of high quality vary affordable heroin. In fact the prices have never been lower and the quality never higher.

They turned the greatest country in the world into a fuckin' zoo. Fuck da police.

At the start of the '60s over 80% of black households were two parent homes and it was also the early '60's when heroin started mysteriously flooding into black neighborhoods all across the nation. This was a time when blacks were routinely denied jobs or any way to support their families. In 1964 President Johnson and the Democrats declared "War on Poverty" suddenly plenty of cash and housing became available to poor families with children and it only had one rule (besides income). "No adult male (the father) is to live in the home of family receiving aid" This rule was vigorously enforced with random unannounced home inspections. They would go through your closets and drawers looking for any sign of a man (the father) living in the home. I know this, I lived it, I remember it, as if it were yesterday. This strange lady opening my drawers looking at my stuff and my mom freaking out if her boyfriend ever left something of his at the house. This went on for over a generation. Having more children was encouraged by having no limits on the number and increasing benefits for every additional child. Marriage for young women was discouraged by the simple fact you lose that safety net and it just became a way of life. Before all this the black family was a strong one, headed by men tempered by 300 years of slavery who demanded strict discipline and control.

Johnson and the Democrats managed to break the back of the black family in a generation. The results of blacks raised without a father being self-evident. They turned the greatest country in the world into a zoo. Fuck da police.

When I was growing up, I use to fight my brothers until I learned that's a tactic, called 'divide and conquer'. So then I fought the police until I learned that they are only pawns. Cops write tickets but politicians write the laws. So then I fought the government until I saw them taking orders from their campaign contributors, the corporations. So, now I fight CEOs, generals and robber barons. The corporate elite who bought the government and turned paradise into military waste.

We have given them every benefit of the doubt, every chance to reform, we can not in good conscience continue to wait and hope. The time is now, we must act. They won't listen until we make some noise. But, don't just say 'fuck da police', do it! I wrote to help you do just that.

“Before our white brothers came to civilize us we had no jails. Therefore we had no criminals. You can't have criminals without a jail. We had no locks or keys, and so we had no thieves. If a man was so poor that he had no horse, tipi or blanket, someone gave him these things. We were to uncivilized to set much value on personal belongings. We wanted to have things only in order to give them away. We had no money, and therefore a man's worth couldn't be measured by it. We had no written law, no attorneys or politicians, therefore we couldn't cheat. We really were in a bad way before the white men came, and I don't know how we managed to get along without these basic things which, we are told, are absolutly necessary to make a civilized society.”

― John
Lame Deer, Lame Deer, Seeker of Visions


Last year there was a total of 5 billion dollars in money and assets seized as a result of civil forfeiture nationwide. Whereas the total amount Americans lost as result of criminal theft was only 3.5 billion dollars. Police agencies took about 30% more than freelance crooks. And in almost all of those cases, no charges were ever filed and the property was never evidenced as having been related to a crime.

Want to end 90 percent of all crime? End prohibition. Refuse to elect a politician that won't end prohibition.

Many societies like the Native Americans and the Amish live with no police force and no crime. No jails, no courts, no cops and yet no crime.